It was announced/mentioned this week that yes, the film rights to Daredevil have returned to Marvel. Therefore it's time to get serious about some link baiting fan speculation on who should be the next Daredevil actor. My cat Our crack team of pop culture experts has but together the following list so that you don't have to.
Pros: Is a talented actor with red hair and looks exactly like Matt Murdoch.
Cons: Already played Captain America in Band of Brothers.
Likelihood: 4%
Pros: Has red hair.
Cons: Not a lot of it.
Likelihood: 17%
Likelihood: 17%
Pros: Has red hair. Has is own super hero like race car driver fire suits and helmets. Once won a race in a car with Batman painted on the hood.
Cons: Hollywood could not afford him.
Likelihood: 8%
Likelihood: 8%
Pros: Has red hair.
Cons: Sheamus sucks.
Likelihood: 48%
Likelihood: 48%
Pros: Has red hair. Is Christina Hendricks.
Cons: Not a man.
Likelihood: 73%
Likelihood: 73%
Pros: Has red hair. Probably has Kung Fu Grip.
Cons: I don't think he is an American.
Likelihood: 2%
Likelihood: 2%
Pros: Irish.
Cons: Not Catholic.
Likelihood: 26%
Likelihood: 26%
Pros: Has red hair. Has superpowers far beyond Daredevil's wildest dreams.
Cons: Apparently no long exists thanks to Vince McMahon.
Likelihood: 4%
Likelihood: 4%
2. Patrick Dean
Pros: Once dyed his hair red.
Cons: None.
Likelihood: 100%
Likelihood: 100%
Pros: Best actor on the planet.
Cons: Does not have red hair.
Likelihood: 0%
Likelihood: 0%
So there you have it. Do you have thoughts and ideas and opinions? Well, they are wrong. But, you can still share them on the new official file under other message board. Tell us what you think!
(And by us I mean me and imaginary government internet police that monitor this site.)
Your best pal ever,
Shannon Smith
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